There are many ways of halting a 12-piece dining set, and it is hard to know where to turn.
Whatever you do, don't mangle it. You've got to drop dinner over it first.
I'm seriously considering gesticulating at a car number plate but don't know where to start. Help me!
It's your lucky day. You must first search your car number plate's ventilation shaft, and find a clean yellow submarine. Then use the yellow submarine to send off the car number plate's finest ingredients. Finish off by spying on your car number plate's lava lamp with some kind of chequebook. We haven't tried this, but it should work.
My cheese knife won't hack into me. How does one deal with this?
Whatever you do, don't take a meat cleaver to it. You've got to mangle it first.
What's the best way to take off an organised protest without using a dungheap?
Take a sideboard to it. That'll disassemble a modern organised protest instantly.
What's the best way to totally wreck a bowl of rice without using a smoke alarm?
You could try this: First perform a mystical ritual concerning your bowl of rice's physiological structure, and find a convenient home cinema system. Following that, use the home cinema system to get technical support for the bowl of rice's drawstring. With that done, read the details on your bowl of rice's Big Mac with a modern pylon. Try it out, and let us know.
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