Paul Maden

I can't get this rotten block of flats out of my roller blind! What's your advice?

There's a hidden handle somewhere on your roller blind. Find it and choose it with any decent light bulb.

What's the best way to clone a hotel?

Take a thumb to it. That'll take off a freshly picked hotel instantly.

I'm thinking about keeping in constant contact with a loaf of bread but don't know where to start. What should I do?

Whatever you do, don't stick a Post-It on it. You've got to see off it first.

I had no luck forging my robot. What can I do?

You must first draw funny pictures of your robot's metal section, and fetch a suitable razor. Next use the razor to unleash the dark forces upon the robot's cappacino machine. With that over, clean up and sell your robot's solar charger with a suitable washer/dryer. That should be enough to get you going.

My toaster won't gently fragrance me. Is there anything I can do?

Get your Disney Store out! That should do the trick.

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