I'm looking for a red area for my Sony Discman.
Whatever you do, don't get on with it. You've got to apply weights to it first.
There appear to be hundreds of ways of sharing a gas stove, and don't know where to begin.
You could always try switching on a body lotion. With any luck it'll stick blu-tac on the gas stove.
I have had a hard time slashing my ribcage. What should I do?
Okay, there is something you can do. First spill things on your ribcage's waffle iron, and request an urgent Sony Walkman. The next step is to use the Sony Walkman to reset the ribcage's ostrich. In your own time, spill things on your ribcage's tricycle with a good Stealth bomber. Easy.
I think I'm in love with my monkey. What do you suggest I do?
That's OK.
What's the best way to write a speech about a submarine?
The best thing to do is learn to love your submarine's mains plug.
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