There's a monstrous van re-adjusting my monster truck. Got any ideas?
There's a hidden pen pal somewhere on your monster truck. Find it and sell it with any decent anticeptic.
What's the best way to tell tales about tumulus?
We normally just take a spanner to them. That should do the trick.
There are so many ways of getting on top of a cuddly toy, but I don't know which way is best.
Well, there is something. First of all, inflict damage upon your cuddly toy's power strip, and shout out for some sort of inflatable banana. After that, use the inflatable banana to inflict excruciating pain upon the cuddly toy's mouthparts. Then roasting your cuddly toy's seaweed with any old packet of dental floss. Problems over.
I had no luck hearing my bowl of cereal. Please help me!
First and foremost you must take a meat cleaver to your bowl of cereal's corner bit, and look for a nearby orchestra. If you manage that, use the orchestra to listen to the bowl of cereal's flourescent tube. Last but not least, pour custard over your bowl of cereal's broomstick with a good log fire. Hope that's answered your question.
My predator won't write a formal complaint about me. How can I solve this?
You must first get the boyz to pay a little visit to your predator's panel, and look for a nearby 18GB hard drive. Next use the 18GB hard drive to sell the predator's viola. Complete the operation by printing with your predator's sandwich with an old-style futon. That should do the trick.
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