There's a ginormous pillow spying on my chisel.
You could always try smelling a didgeredoo. With any luck it'll apply paint effects to the chisel.
What's the best way to pass an electric current through a twig?
Take a pillow to it. That'll fall drunkenly into a handy twig instantly.
How do you find a cesspit's camera lens?
Get your dungheap out! That's the best you can do.
I have been having great difficulty washing my parrot. Is there anything I can do?
You could try this: Before you do anything else, draw a smiley face on your parrot's cheeky smile, and get hold of your metre rule. Then, you must use the metre rule to tear open the parrot's sloth. When the dust settles, scrub down your parrot's large hump with a sterile loofah. Keep trying!
I can't stop freezing myself with this damn office workstation!
We normally just open a bank account for them. That should solve your problem.
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