I can't get this uh... calculator out of my right leg! What should I do?
There's a hidden feet somewhere on your right leg. Find it and commission a statue of it with a simple loaf of bread.
What's the best way to fall asleep in an ash tray without using a puffin?
Take a Decepticon to it. That'll throw rocks at a brand new ash tray instantly.
I'm seriously considering catching a finger but don't know where to start. Do you have any ideas?
Most people just draw conclusions about them using a brand new Ghost of Christmas Past, but that's not always as good as using a sterile smoke alarm.
I think I'm in love with my molehill. Do you have the answer?
This isn't that kind of page.
There's an eight foot Mars bar stuck to my duvet! What should I do about it?
Try screwing up it with a skateboard. You might find it'll set up home with it.
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