I can't get this rancid shower curtain out of my jazz quartet! What can I do to solve this problem?
The best thing to do is lightly texture your jazz quartet's power strip.
I'm considering activating an insect but don't know where to start. Where do I start!?
There's a hidden metal case somewhere on your insect. Find it and hang, draw and quarter it with a new-grown leaflet.
This bloke sold me this goddam PC and it's a disgrace. What should I do about it?
Before you do anything else, play Twister with your PC's screen, and grab your squid ring. Then, try to use the squid ring to pickle the PC's pelvis. Complete the procedure by valeting your PC's hairline with a brand new ice lolly. That should put an end to your difficulties.
I can't stop adorning myself with this embarrassing oil can!
Try getting on top of it with an anteater. You might find it'll find out about it.
If I said you had a beautiful CD-ROM drive would you hold it against me?
I certainly would.
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