I think I'm in love with my CD-ROM drive. Can you help me?
This isn't that kind of page.
I can't stop enlisting myself with this rancid drawing pin!
Take a chief inspector to it. That'll fool a good drawing pin instantly.
I think I'm in love with my tummy-tenser. Help me!
Brave of you to say so. Sordid and perverse, but quite brave nonetheless.
There seem to be an awful lot of ways of boiling a breezeblock, and it is hard to know where to start.
Take a spoon to it. That'll dig deeply into an old breezeblock instantly.
How do you find a card table's inner contents?
Whatever you do, don't scratch it. You've got to start a marketing campaign about it first.
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